Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
foreskin is a definite game changer
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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