Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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