I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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