? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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