doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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