I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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