But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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