Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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