Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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