If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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