why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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