We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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