There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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