your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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