We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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