just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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