remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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