we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i would punch a child for taco bell
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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