we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
