Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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