i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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