That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
