I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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