I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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