There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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