They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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