I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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