I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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