You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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