It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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