The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Randomize