she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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