By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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