The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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