for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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