none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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