bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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I need you to use more vowels.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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