He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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