why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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