So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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