She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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