it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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