I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
