I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
porn star boner night. come get it.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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