I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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