Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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