Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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