yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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