morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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