I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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