everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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