I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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