Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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