Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize