her vagine was all disorganized.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My breasts were aching with rage.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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