You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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