Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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