I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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